Not for Brilliant Guys But Ordinary Guys like us

06.12.2013
(From one e-mail I received.....)..

 Subject:  0 % in Exam - Not for Brilliant Guys But Ordinary Guys like us

Have you heard this one?...

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

I would have given him 100% for his wit!!! 

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM  Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?        * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?        * at the bottom of the  page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?        * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?        * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure?        * exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?        * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple?        * The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?        * It will simply become wet Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?        * No problem, he sleeps at night. Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?        * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.. Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?        * Very large hands Q12. If eight men took ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?        * No time at all, the wall is already built. Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?        *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.